ralsei-kin:

ralsei-kin:

ralsei-kin:

I get auditory hallucinations when I start falling asleep (no idea why, I just do). usually it’s mundane, or sometimes very annoying noises that wake me up, most common are mumbled conversation in a Café and the sounds of power tools on a construction site.

but just now instead, as I was trying to fall asleep, I heard a like… old man voice say “I am casting my most powerful Tuna Spells” and honestly my brain might be haunted by a wizard

take 2 of trying to fall asleep, same old man voice said: “I can form conjurations beyond your wildest imaginations” and then Party Rock Anthem started playing so loud I got jump scared

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the bastard who won’t let me sleep

Jul 21
66896 Notes

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire

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*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

Jul 21
22088 Notes

vergess:

definitelynotcecelia:

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It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.

I just this morning saw a tumblr post from someone saying they’re excited to announce they are in takes with Netflix about remaking some niche anime.

Don’t be a scab.

Do not work with any studios right now.

They aren’t giving you a chance in the industry. They are tricking you into getting a lifetime blacklist so they can strikebreak.

Do. Not. Scab.

Jul 20
60506 Notes

maskrosfe:

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Shout out to my Tyranitar who’s gotten me thru so many battles love you girl !!!

Jul 20
1655 Notes

ehksidian:

dyrdeer:

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my guy you cant go around making fun of twitter while you are literally currently jacking its shit

This feels more insulting than anything honestly.

Jul 20
1594 Notes

effeminate-wastrel:

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Jul 20
2694 Notes

funnytwittertweets:

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Jul 20
69481 Notes

inneskeeper:

pugswithlasers:

hera-the-wizard:

gwyoi:

emoji-shitposts:

wonderful-emoji:

crescendoofstars:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

irondoe:

swords-n-spindles:

bookshelfdreams:

red-r0ver:

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there’s a small river crossing your dash!

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We’re coming up on a mountain range

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🪨🌿🪳🪨🪨🪨☘️🪨

the fire died out. we’re recovering

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

Jul 20
135248 Notes

kitsunegdx:

hunterontheedge:

hunterontheedge:

kitsunegdx:

kitsunegdx:

hunterontheedge:

kitsunegdx:

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.

:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile.

:] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?

:3!!!

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You have the secret knowledge my friend

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The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…

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Like this almost

You understand the treasures!

Jul 20
53386 Notes

soyrwoo:

Digital drawing of an astronaut standing on the moon with three white rabbits, all from behind. One of the rabbits is looking up at the astronaut and the astronaut is looking down at the rabbits while pointing at the earth in the sky above them.ALT

Happy Moon Landing Day 🌕🐇

Jul 20
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